Start with the Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt, the one everything else answers to
When a friend asks where they ought to start with That’s A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup, I point at the Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt. The body on this one is 6.5 oz 100% organic cotton, which is a clear step up from the thin jersey most graphic tees get printed on, and the weight registers the second you hold one. The cut is relaxed rather than slim and the signature jumbo screen prints sit front and back, so the shirt hangs off the shoulder instead of gripping the chest and reads from both directions when you awfullottacoughsyrup.com/product-category/t-shirts walk past somebody. A yellow woven label finishes the hem, and that strip of yellow is the first thing long-time buyers of alocs clothing check on any piece. The label’s own copy says this style fits true to size, which matters more than it sounds, because not every tee here is cut the same way. About $150 is what it costs at the brand’s own store as of September 2026, and streetwear prices move constantly, so treat that figure as a snapshot.
The graphic tees, listed by their actual names
Graphic tees at that same core price cover most of the cough syrup shirts on offer, and the names are half the reason people collect them. Reading down the catalogue you hit the A.L.O.C.S. T-Shirt, the Warning T-Shirt, King Of The Kill, Drankenstein and Juicebusters, along with Big Pharma, Cough Syrup Scream, Paralysis, Rib Cage, ALOCS Smoke and the Cough Syrup Scary Movie T-Shirt. Scroll further and you hit Po Up, Rosary, Man Down, Death Row, Land Of the Sippers, The Last Pint, Love At First Sip, the Wok Is Dead T-Shirt, the Promethazine Tour T-Shirt and the Dodger T-shirt. One spec sheet is shared by King Of The Kill, Drankenstein and Juicebusters: 100% cotton, jumbo screenprint hits front and back, the yellow woven label, and a fit the brand calls true to size. A 100% organic cotton short sleeve, the Warning T-Shirt also runs true to size, and the brand notes that you should consider sizing up for an oversized look. Listed as handmade in Los Angeles, the Paralysis T-Shirt has a stencil-style treatment and a rough print on a relaxed body. Promethazine Tour and The Last Pint are titles that play on the phrase the brand is built from, which refers to promethazine-codeine cough syrup, known as lean; the brand runs its own banner reading “! PLEASE DO NOT SIP DRANK AND SHOOT FIREARMS !” and then gets back to selling clothes.
The lightweight, cropped cuts sit in their own lane
A paragraph of their own goes to two tees that behave differently enough to warrant it, the Wok Is Dead T-Shirt and the Promethazine Tour T-Shirt. Both are described as a wide-fit, cropped tee in lightweight cotton jersey, the opposite of the heavy classic body in almost every respect. A rinse gives them a comfortable vintage feel, and the artwork comes as a water based screen print front and back rather than a thick plastic-feeling hit. These two styles are also the ones that publish flat measurements, rare enough here to be worth using: small is 20 inches by 17.5 inches, medium 21.5 by 19, large 23 by 20.5, taken as width by length. Because 20 inches wide by 17.5 long is short by ordinary standards, hold those against a tee you already own. The brand states outright that this style runs small and asks you to order one to two sizes bigger than your regular size for a relaxed fit. Price-wise they sit with everything else, about $150 at the brand’s own store as of September 2026.
Women’s cuts and the lighter end of the rail
People who know the brand only from resale chatter are surprised that not everything with the logo on it costs what the flagship tee costs. The women’s side runs roughly $48 to $100 for the lighter pieces, covering crop tops, tank tops and bodysuits rather than the full heavyweight body. The stated spec on tanks and crop tops is 100% combed cotton, a genuinely different fabric from the 6.5 oz organic cotton on the classic. Some tanks come with the Cough Syrup measuring line side print, a nod to a dosage line and one of the quieter graphics in the lineup. A Kids Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt also sits there at about $60, the cheapest route into the classic artwork. Open this part of the catalogue first if you have been searching an awful lot of cough syrup shirt and bouncing off the $150 figure, and expect these prices to shift with drops and sales.
The tee range, at a glance
Rather than what forums assume, the table below sets out what the brand actually publishes for each tee. What the brand’s own store showed as of September 2026 is what the prices are, and they change with each drop. The material column lists only what the brand states itself, which is why some rows are thinner. No single global rule exists here, so the fit notes come from per-product guidance rather than from one global rule. Rather than filling the gap with a guess, I have said so where the brand publishes nothing about the fabric. The one useful fit sentence lives on the product page, so use this as a shortlist and read that page next.
| Shirt | Price | Stated fabric | Note on fit |
|---|---|---|---|
| Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt | about $150 | 6.5 oz 100% organic cotton, as published | Relaxed body; true to size |
| Warning T-Shirt | roughly $150 as listed | 100% organic cotton, as published | True to size; size up for an oversized look |
| King Of The Kill, Drankenstein, Juicebusters | roughly $150 apiece | 100% cotton with jumbo screenprint | Published as true to size |
| Wok Is Dead, Promethazine Tour | roughly $150 each as listed | Lightweight rinsed cotton jersey | Wide-fit cropped; runs small, take 1 to 2 sizes up |
| Paralysis T-Shirt | roughly $150 as listed | Handmade in Los Angeles, stencil-style print | Relaxed body, rough finish |
| A.L.O.C.S. T-Shirt | around $150 | Not separately published by the brand | Check the product note |
| Dodger T-shirt | around $150 | Not separately stated | True to size, as published |
| Kids Classic Cough Syrup T-Shirt | around $60 | Not published separately | Kids sizes from 2/3 to 8 |
| Women’s tanks and crop tops | roughly $48 to $100 | 100% combed cotton as published | Lighter weight, closer cut |
What these tees actually do on a body
No one rule covers this range, and people who pretend otherwise end up reselling a tee they wore once. Published as true to size are the classic, the Warning tee and the King Of The Kill, Drankenstein and Juicebusters group, and most of the range besides. Described as relaxed, the classic body means true to size already leaves room through the chest and a print that sits flat rather than stretched. On top of that, the Warning tee adds the option of going up one if you want a lower hem and a wider sleeve, which is the look most people are after. Different again are the two lightweight cropped styles, which run small and ask for one to two sizes up, so a medium in the classic might be a large or extra large in Wok Is Dead. Extra small up to 3XL is the published span across the apparel range depending on style, and the deeper sizes are not on every product. No global size chart and no washing instructions get published by the brand, and that is worth saying plainly, so per-product notes and those flat measurements are all you get.
How to pick the one you will actually wear
Buy the classic in your normal size for a first piece and learn how the 6.5 oz body wears before you spend on anything cut unusually. If you own one already and want something different rather than something similar, the cropped lightweight tees give you another silhouette for the same money, provided you respect the sizing note. Buyers who care about graphics more than cut should shop by name, since Drankenstein, Rib Cage and Cough Syrup Scary Movie pull from the horror side while Big Pharma and Promethazine Tour lean on medical wordplay. Whichever you pick, check the yellow woven label, check the product name against the brand’s own catalogue, and check the price against real levels, since a $45 tee carrying this artwork is not coming from the label. Thats awful lot of cough syrup is one of a dozen ways people type the name into a search bar, and plenty of those searches land on stores with no connection to the brand. Selling goes through the brand’s own online store and its Los Angeles locations at 7669 Melrose Ave and 312 W 5th St, plus 5410 Almeda Rd in Houston, and roughly two in five size variants sit sold out at any moment. Drop by drop, prices, colorways and availability shift, so check the live listing on the day you buy rather than trusting any guide, this one included.